South Beach Model Beach Volleyball 2015 Photos. You're Welcome!

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CARLOS MILLER/Thrillist

People have a lot of misconceptions about Miami, like that it’s actually part of the United States, or that everyone who lives here is pretty much a supermodel. Although you probably would've believed at least one of those if you’d been dropped at the volleyball courts on 8th St in South Beach this past weekend when models from all of Miami’s top agencies converged on the sand to do what they do best.

No, not Instagramming pictures of themselves from yachts, playing volleyball! And we were there to catch all the action, along with Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Nina Agdal, who led a charity spinning class on Saturday.

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CARLOS MILLER/Thrillist
CARLOS MILLER/Thrillist

Model. Girl who opens rosé bottles. In South Beach that line gets blurred.

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CARLOS MILLER/Thrillist
CARLOS MILLER/Thrillist
CARLOS MILLER/Thrillist

When they say the agency owns your ass, that's not a hyperbole.

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CARLOS MILLER/Thrillist
CARLOS MILLER/Thrillist
CARLOS MILLER/Thrillist

Shades of Kellen Winslow being helped off the field at the Orange Bowl. Wonder how John Facenda would have narrated this one.

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CARLOS MILLER/Thrillist
CARLOS MILLER/Thrillist
CARLOS MILLER/Thrillist

Note to self: immediately change name to Charlie.

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Or possibly Marco...

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CARLOS MILLER/Thrillist

It's bad enough that Yankee fans wear hats to Rays-Marlins games. Now they're wearing them to Elite-Wilhelmina match-ups too?

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