Funny Sign Features

Funny Sign Friday Collection

Every Friday, we like to find a funny sign to post on Facebook and Instagram.

We wanted to keep a collection of funny signs on our website for our employees and customers to enjoy any day of the week.

We made this page for our Funny Sign Friday features. Stay tuned as we add more funny signs every month.

Tell us about the funny signs in your area by posting a pic online with the hashtag #funnysignfriday

See what manners can do for you…

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Get your PSL and Pumpkin Spice oil change at the same time!

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I’m honestly scared to find out…👻

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It’s October…it shouldn’t be 80 degrees still.

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LOL

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Seriously…what a deal…

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We are in the season where you dress warm in the morning an regret it in afternoon.

 

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Genius marketing?

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We shouldn’t have taken nap time for granted when we were younger…

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Early 2000’s Music Was the Best

You might be too young if you don’t get this one…🤨

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The Inventor of Autocorrect Died

We mite have a prablum….

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Bread Pitt

Enough said. I’ll be right there.

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Mayo Neighs

My horses name is Mayo. Mayo Neighs

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Mental Notes

Mental Note: Actual Notes Work Better

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Pies & Lattes

Common mistake.

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The Sign You Have Been Looking For

Took long enough to find the sign…

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Population: 6 and a cat

Sounds quaint.

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Danger – It’s Raining Men

All I have to say is…Hallelujah!

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Dogs vs Cats

If you’ve ever owned a dog or a cat, you know this couldn’t be more accurate.

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Need a Pedicure?

It’s sandal season folks…get your toes done. Please…

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Congrats

Congrajlashins to all the 2022 graduates!

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We Use Cookies To Improve Performance

El Arroyo always has the best signs. Plus, they are always relatable…

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Wine for Dinner Sign

We really are trying to eat healthy. That’s why we had a salad for dinner. Well…a form of salad.

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Not Haunted Sign

Get a real estate agent that makes sure your potential new home is not haunted.

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Mother’s Day Sign

“The woman cleaned your butt.” It’s only right that we do something special for our moms since we put them through so much…

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FREE wifi, fine WINE

Genius marketing or false advertising? I guess that is why we are always supposed to read the “fine print”.

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Drowning Sign

They might want to rethink the graphics on this one. Please don’t “LOL” if you see someone drowning. “If you see someone drowning, call 911.”

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96th of January Sign

It snowed…in April. This sign seemed accurate.  “Most of you think it’s April. It’s actually the 96th of January.”

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Notice

You better check in with the boss (wife) before choosing paint colors. “Husbands choosing paint colors must have a signed note from their wife.”

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Pull-sh

Spreading more confusion on the push/pull debate across America.

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Clean After Your Dog

I’m Lazy… “9 out of 10 dog owners clean up after their dog. Why are you the one who doesn’t?”

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We Do Talk About Bruno

Days without incident. “This class has gone zero days without singing ‘We Don’t Talk About Bruno.'”

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Fix Your Green Teeth

No more green teeth. “Get Your Green Teeth Fixed Here!”

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Tiny Detective Sign

Private Eye. “Tiny Detectives Answering Big Crimes”

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Fish Fursday

Beautifully hand-painted lettering sign with pictures. “Join us for Steak Wednesday and Fish Fursday”

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Stop Crying Sign

We are very familiar with Employees must wash hands before returning to work signs. The popular Instagram account GarbageHumans created some new decals, “Employees must stop crying before returning to work.”

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Toddler Sign

An outdoor chalk hand-written sign attracts attention, “The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.”

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Valentines Day Sign

Sav Mor Discount liquors created a compelling ad on their changeable lettering sign, “Valentines Day, Blah Blah Blah, Drink.”

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Funny Diet Sign

The new year means a new healthy lifestyle. Cucumbers cut up with a little hand-written sign, “Salad Cookies.”

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Funny Snow Camp Ground Sign

The exit of this campground has a friendly reminder to double check everything before you leave.

“Thank you for staying with us.

Is your antenna down?

Are you dragging part of a hose or electric cord?

Did you leave anything or anyone behind, like your tow vehicle or spouse? A

ny persons left behind will be used for winter snow removal. No exceptions.”

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Funny Church and Football Sign

“God does not have favorites, sign guy does, Go Rams.”

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 Funny Road Sign

The Department of Transportation created a motivational sign for the New Year.

They programmed their electronic advisory road sign to read, “New Year new you, use your blinker.”

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New Year, New Me Sign

It’s the new year and that means new resolutions.

This funny sign reads, “I made a to do list today. I just can’t figure out who is going to do it.”

That’s how I feel most days!

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The Grinch Christmas Sign

The El Arroyo restaurant in Texas is famous for their hilarious letter board signs.

This one was perfect for the holiday season and even referenced one of my favorite holiday movies, The Grinch.

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Funny Holiday Party Sign

Hang a passive aggressive sign at your next holiday party that says, “please leave by 9”.

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Road Closed Sign

Someone had the brilliant idea of making a road closed sign a little more humorous.

It reads, “ICE ICE BABY. All right STOP! Collaborate & listen. Turn around or get into a collision!”

Job well done.

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Funny Grocery Store Sign

This grocery store either has a really good sense of humor or is really bad at spelling. You decide.

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Unnecessary Signs

‘Tis the season for office passive aggressive signage.

“Please limit the number of unnecessary signs posted on this wall. Thanks.”

“This is an example of an unnecessary sign. (Please limit 1 per person).”

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Black Friday Funny Sign

We found this Black Friday funny sign to remind shoppers to be kind to each other. It is an A Frame sidewalk sign with a handwritten note: “Trample Free Zone.”

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Stop Premature Christmas Decorating Sign

El Arroyo in Austin always has a good sign: “Stop premature Christmas decorating.”

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Dancing Sandwiches

This is a classic old sign that reminds me of weekend getaways. Their sign advertises the delights of a night out.

Bar

Cocktails

Dancing

Sandwiches

-or- Dancing Sandwiches

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Hardware Store Sign

Great advertising in the aisle of the local hardware store. “Frankenstein’s Monster’s neck bolts.” Extra points for correctly identifying Frankenstein as the scientist.

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Demon Child

A lit up sign got a little creative with a child’s pigtails and made her look like a little demon.

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Tacos vs. Pumpkin Spice

Tabby letters to start fights. “I feel that tacos are more important than pumpkin spice. There I said it. Fight me.”

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F-Words

“Fall is my second favorite F-word.” I bet the first favorite is “Fun”

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Funny Corn Maze Sign

These farmers have a great sense of humor when operating their corn maze. The sign at the entrance reads:

“Attention! If you become lost or confused in the corn maze, stay calm! Don’t panic, help is on the way. Every Thursday morning we send a rescue team into the maze to bring out everyone left from the previous weekend. They are highly trained and can usually locate over two-thirds of those left behind.”

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Doctor’s Note

A black chalkboard provides a clean slate of creativity. “A wise doctor once wrote: hemm hrsm mmmm fsadfow potp.”

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Common Sense or Comic Sans

The tabby letter board is a great showcase of wit. “Choose One: Common Sense or Comic Sans. You cannot have both.”

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Open Door Policy

Dear visitor,

In order to proctect my concentration and sanity I have decided to implement a door policy:

Door Open: Very welcome to knock and come in, yes I would love to have a chat!

Door Closed: Please do not knock at my door or come in unless you have urgent business.* I am extremely easily distracted and I will talk to you until the end of time instead of writing my dissertation.

Never: come in without knocking.

*List of things that are urgent business:

• The building or someone is on fire
• You’re bringing me coffee
• Revolution
• There is a dog

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Kids Menu

Kids Only Menu! All served with a cookie.

1. The “I don’t know” Bagel dog with a small bag of chips
2. The “I don’t care” Half of a turkey or ham sandwhich
3. The “I’m not hungry” Plain Macaroni and cheese
4. The “I don’t want that” Macaroni and cheese with bacon and smoked cheddar cheese
5. The “I’d rather starve” Meat or cheese ravioli and meatballs
6. The “Eeeew” Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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Do Not Climb

A nice looking rustic sign on an old wood fence. “Please do not climb our fences. They have been designed to collapse under your exact weight.”

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Nothing Happened Plaque

A cast metal plaque reads, “On this site in 1897 nothing happened.”

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Cat Sign

A considerate neighbor put up a sign, “Wednesday morning between 7:00 and 8:00 A.M.. If you hear loud cat screams, I am not killing my cat. Just taking her to the vet. Sorry for any disturbances. Diane #17.”

Later, another sign was posted: “Diane is a monster. Tomorrow’s screams are real. She wants me dead. Please help send treats to #17. I like the tuna kind best. Thanks, Cat #17”

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Teen Translation

“Text Us. Please don’t hesitate to text us if you see anything that needs our attention. We want to make this campground as relaxing and comfortable as possible for our guests!”

“Text Us. (Translated for teenagers). sup? HMU if you see anything that is sus or cringe like IDK a toilet that got REKT or something. TBH we high-key tryna glow-up this campground. can’t stop won’t stop until this place is straight up slays. need your help fam. ty.”

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Vegan Recovery Station

Our customer beak’s BBQ has a sense of humor. He put a Vegan Recovery Station sign on his trailer.

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Funny Warning Sign

Warning: Do not EVEN in this area with a sassy icon person.

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Funny Vista Sign

Ooh Aah Point at the Grand Canyon.

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Engraving Sign

I do not want any engraving. Just leave the metal plate blank. No engraving.

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Banana Sign

So many ways to describe a popular fruit. Long Yellow Things, Boneless Bananas, Curved Yellow Fruit, etc.

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Dad’s Day

Father’s Day Signs can be a goldmine for small businesses to make jokes. Our local pizzeria always puts on the changeable letters: Dad wants Flying Pie, Not a Flippin’ Tie!

Safety Notice – Rev Your Drill

We posted this funny sign for Father’s Day. It is operating instructions for a power drill, and as everyone knows, “Before operating, you MUST give it at least two squeezes to rev it up. Otherwise, the dad gods will curse your family and bring shame on your name.”

 

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Talk To The Manager Sign

No Karen, You can’t talk to the manager.

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Get Out of the Sun Sign

Get out of the sun if your skin tone matches this sign. This isn’t Jersey Shore.

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Marketing Sign

This store is doing their marketing all right.

The neon lighted sign reads, “a $400 sign to get you to buy a $6 beer.”

Touché my friend, touché.

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Funny Coffee Sign

A day without coffee is like… just kidding I have no idea.

Anyone else relate with this sign? I know I do.

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Store Hours Sign

These store hours are kind confushing-ish*.

The vinyl window decals are Monday-Saturday 11-ish to 8ish* and Sunday 1-ish to 6-ish*.

*We may stumble in a few minutes late with a hangover or leave a few minutes early if no one’s shopping and there are neat things to go to. Really though… we’ll try to be good.

I wonder how their business is doing.

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Golf Study Sign

With the weather making a turn for the better, a lot of people are now getting out on the golf course.

This signs was posted up on one of the holes and reads, “a recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year, which means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud. I almost feel like a hybrid.”

Cheers.

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Congrajlashins Sign

For all you with grads this year, it may take a moment to Google how to spell congratulations. This helpful sign points out, “People write congrats because they can’t spell congrajlashins.”

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Messy Sandwiches Sign

Jon Smith subs here in Meridian opened recently. Their napkin dispenser advertises, “Sandwiches so juicy, you’ll need a shower, not a napkin (but for now, here’s a napkin)”

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Poop Fairy Sign

This neighborhood posted a whimsically illustrated sign reading, “There is no poop fairy. Please clean up after your dog.”

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Social Distance Sign

On the train platform, bees are doing work. “We are aware we have bees nesting on the end of Platform 3. Please do not disturb them. Consider them as key workers and apply social distancing.”

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Hair Oops! Sign

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Homeschooling Sign

A fun little wood sign hangs from the front door. “Homeschooling in Progress. Please do not knock unless you have beer or teach math.”

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Garden Center Sign

The Camelot Gardens and Gifts went with a classic changeable sign. “It’s Spring We are so excited we wet our plants.”

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Hand Sanitizer Sign

McDonalds had to create a helpful sign for people getting in a sticky situation. “Thes are cafe syrups, NOT Hand Sanitizer”

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Cat Text Sign

The Holly Ridge Vet Hospital in North Carolina gets cats. “If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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Funny Valentine’s Tequila Sign

This bar had a fun play on words between I love you or tequila. “Valentines Day – Te Amo or Te Quila”

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Funny Procrastinator Sign

El Arroyo in Austin, TX  is always a great source to find a funny sign. “I used to be a crastinator…but then I decided to go pro.”

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Funny Elevator Sign

This is a sign instructing guests how to use an elevator in the time of COVID. “Please do not use feet to push elevator buttons. Doing so jams the buttons causing repairs and delays.”

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Funny Restaurant Sign

A fun take on the classic No Shoes No Shirt No Service sign, this restaurant plays to their country roots as a BBQ joint. No Shoes No Shirt No Problem, with No Problem crossed out. The small text reads, “Kenny Chesney does not run the NJ health department. Please wear shoes and a shirt inside.”

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Funny Ski Slopes Sign

Sometimes, the double black diamond has to just get real with people so they understand what they are getting into.

Expert Slope: On this trail, you may encounter:

• Douchebag complaining that this would be a blue square in another region
• First day snowboarder going down whole trail on butt, ruining all the snow
• Kid sitting in middle of trail, waiting for medical attention

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Funny Patience Sign

The Wallingford Sign at a gas station in Seattle does a great job with their funny signs.

They even created a website just for their sign.

Their sign on this particular week reads, “I wish I was as thin as my patience.”

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Funny New Year 2021 Sign

The Carroll County Veterinary Clinic in Westminster, Maryland took some humor to their monument sign,”Before I agree to 2021 I need to see some terms and conditions.”

Funny Police Sign

The Freetown police used their changeable sign to create a lovely little holiday message about safe driving.

“He sees you when you’re speeding,

He knows when you don’t brake,

He knows if you’ve had a few,

So don’t go over .08”

Funny Holiday Hours Sign

Tim Hortons is a Canadian staple. They wanted to give their employees some time off during the holidays so they made this holiday hours sign. The only problem is the franchisee didn’t get the memo so they’re open 24 hours.

Snowman Noses Carrot Sign

The Fareway grocery store had some fun in the produce section. They advertise carrots as “1lb Snowman Noses $.88.”

 

Funny Christmas Sign

Celebrating Christmas in Australia is definitely a unique experience. Christmas is a party on the beach. Here is a sign to keep partiers from drowning or getting arrested for getting too rowdy. “Alcohol strictly prohibited on Bondi Beach Christmas Day.”

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Funny Office Sign

This funny office sign reads “Everyone brings joy to this office. Some when they enter & some when they leave.” We all know who is who. Don’t be that person who brings joy when they leave.

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Take Me Christmas Shopping Sign

Will someone take Chris to maybe Petco for Christmas shopping already?! This sign reads “I need to go Christmas shopping but I don’t have a car. Meet me here at 4pm on Monday to take me to stores. These ones: Best Buys, JC Pennys, Old Navy, Starbuck, Gap, maybe PetCo, not sure yet. You can wait in the parking lot while I shop. I will bring some old magazines and catalogs for you to read while you wait.”

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Funny Office Sign for Deadline

When you’re on deadline and people want to come tell you their plans for the weekend, you have to make a sign that reads, Leave me alone. I’ve got a weeks worth of work to do in 3 hours because I have the time management skills of a carrot.

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Funny Park Bench Sign

Park bench dedication plaques usually make a nice memorial for someone who enjoyed the peace and serenity of nature. This hilarious park bench sign took a different approach, reading, In memory of Roger Bucklesby Who hated this park and everyone in it.

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Funny Sidewalk Sign

OsteopatheicSense doesn’t just treat the whole body for healthy living, they provide a little humor too. Their sidewalk chalkboard sign reads:

“Can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to ‘where do you see yourself in five years?'”

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Funny Movie Marquee Sign

The historical Aurora Theater in East Aurora, New York is still attracting attention with their marquee sign even when closed. Their funny sign reads: “Now Showing: Nothing Starring Nobody”

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Funny Mandatory Masks Sign

Somebody had a little fun with a mandatory mask sign in Decatur. They helped protect their community by sliding a Friday the 13th hockey mask over the mask illustration on this sign.

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Funny Boo Sheet Sign

No doubt about it, 2020 is boo sheet.

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Funny Dog Zoom Sign

Cute little dog holding a cardboard sign reading, “Less Zoom More Zoomies.”

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Funny Vegan Ice Cream Sign

The world of dairy substitutes can be brutal sometimes. The Original Oatly! brand got creative with their advertising, “We can’t legally call this ‘Ice Cream.’ But you still can.”

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Funny Pumpkin Spice Pizza Sign

To grab the attention of people walking by, this Pizza joint went straight for the PSL contingent with, “Pumpkin spice pizza. LOL JK. Admit it, you wanted it. You basic.”

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Funny Wash Your Hands Sign

Lime Fresh Mexican Grill got very descriptive with the old wash your hands sign, “Wash Your Hands. Like you just chopped jalapenos for the lime fresh salsa bar and need to change your contact lens.”

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Funny Home School Supplies Sign

This Trader Joe’s got creative with their back to school supplies section in the wine department. They created a large sign that looks like notebook paper with handwritten text “Stock up on Home Schooling Supplies Here.”

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Hiking Bridge Capacity

Summer brings wonderful outdoor adventures. Like hiking with 6 people and telling the guy in the back he has to wait until the rest of you cross the bridge or it will break and you will fall into the creek.

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Funny Zoo Sign

This subtle little sign on the barrier at the zoo has an usual take on safety. “Do not stand, sit, climb, or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick.”

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Alarm Clock Sign

Conjuring quite a graphic image, this sidewalk sign reads,”They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog about to puke. Nothing gets you out of bed quicker.”

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Clean Kitchen Sign

This mom made a sign for closing the pantry so she could enjoy her clean kitchen for a couple of hours.

“Attention Family! The pantry is hereby CLOSED for the next 2 hours. I just rage cleaned this kitchen from TOP to BOTTOM. I don’t wanna see cracker crumbs, cookie bits, granola bar remnants, crushed chips, or random sticky things on these SHINY countertops.”

“This should not be a hardship, since it appears you have each eaten 29 times today”

“If anybody needs me, I’ll be standing here admiring and patrolling my clean kitchen before y’all destroy it once again.”

“Love, Mom”

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Funny Winery Sign

Salvatore Vineyards in sunny Scottsdale, Arizona created a clever sidewalk sign for their winery. Their chalkboard A frame sign reads:

Our Wine Pairs well with:

• Social distancing
• Delayed flights
• Zoom calls
• Netflix bingeing
• Days that never end
• Couples therapy
• Home schooling
• Good news/Bad news

 

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Broken Escalator Sign

It’s Emmy Season, believe it or not. Here we have a nomination for “Escalator acting as stairs”.

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Funny Fireworks Sign

In Idaho, we enjoy a lot of freedoms, including setting off loads of fireworks in the days leading up to Independence Day, so we can relate to this sign:

“Happy national hear-fireworks-set-of-24/7-by-drunk-people-you-wouldn’t-trust-with-a-glowstick-day!”

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Milkshake Brings 9 Boys to the Yard, MAX.

Another Round Bar & Grill posted a sign playing on the 2004 song by Kelis. She brags about her milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard. This sign reads, “Under the current guildelines your milkshake is only permitted to bring 9 boys to the yard, max.”

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Clear Barrier Sign

Pretty much every store has clear plastic barriers in place to help protect staff and customers. I’m guessing this store had an issue with customers tapping on the partition to get people’s attention so they came up with a humorous sign to address it. The sign reads “Observe the paint associates in their natural habitat…Please don’t tap on the glass, as it may startle them!”

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Quarantine Sign

When the country started shutting down, people talked about how much they were going to get done at home. Some of us lost some enthusiasm along the way. In a great imitation of Dude with Sign, this woman stands on her front porch with a cardboard sign reading, “No amount of quarantine will make me organize my drawers.”

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Funny Cat Sign

With all the trips to the refrigerator we’re making these days, some housemates may be inclined to take advantage. This person had to make a sign reminding everyone to check for the cat arm before closing the door. This photo says it all with a orange furry arm reaching for the celery. I wonder how many times they haven’t checked for the cat arm before closing.

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New House Rules

Working from home with kids can be tough. This parent needed some serious alone time to get some work done, making a sign reading:

Mom is working in this room. The ONLY acceptable reasons to interrupt mom today are:

• You’re dying.
• Someone else is dying.
• The dog pooped in the house.
• There’s a whiskey/margarita/taco/ice cream truck driving by.
• Some super scary person is ringing the doorbell.
• There’s a fire. You’re on fire. Everything is on fire.
• The cast of Magic Mike is about to do a performance in the front yard.
• You puked or truly think you might puke.
• Someone broke a bone in the bounce house or on the swing.
• There’s a rabid squirrel in the house and it’s shredding up our toilet paper supply.
• A meteorite or other space junk has crashed through the roof…and it’s raining.
• There’s a hurricane, cyclone or tornado.

END OF LIST

 

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Greetings In The New Normal

There have been a lot of questions about the proper way to greet a stranger these days when a handshake is no longer acceptable. This business set the standard with the classic Star Trek Vulcan Spock greeting of splitting fingers to make a “V”. The sign is well taped on the wall and reads, “How to properly greet someone during the Coronavirus outbreak.”

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Funny Men Working Sign

The classic Men Working sign with an addition, “Except John, That guy does nothing.”

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Elaborate Keep Out Gate Sign

A banner was attached to a gate reading, “Please do not enter the dangerous area beyond this gate! You quite possibly will get hurt, then you will sue, then a protracted court battle will ensue exhausting your financial resources and you will lose because this sign that warned you will be Exhibit 1.”

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Slippery Ice Funny Sign

This funny sign was found somewhat local near the famous Sun Valley Resort near Ketchum, Idaho. They covered their bases by putting up a sign reading, “Caution. Slippery ice is very slippery.”

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Do Not Have an Emergency Sign

Someone printed a helpful sign over an empty phone stand. “Emergency phone not installed. Please do not have an emergency at this location.” Well okay then, I’ll have an emergency elsewhere. Thanks for the heads-up.

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Valentine’s Day Tomatoes Sign

Everyone knows Trader Joe’s employees like to have fun at work. Here is a funny Valentine’s Day sign in the produce section. The artistically hand-written sign reads, “I love you, from my head TO=MA=TOES.”

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Aware of Dog Sign

We’ve all seen Beware of Dog signs, here is a peaceful and happy alternative. The sign reads “Aware of Dog – pleas pet dog”, with a happy white shaggy dog standing by.

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Holiday Time Off Sign

The twilight of the year between Christmas and New Years is a time when whole days get lost and you seem to work 5 Fridays in the last two weeks. This coffee shop accurately described the confusion this particular year when the holidays fell on Wednesdays making for a wacky work schedule.

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Dude With Sign

Our favorite new Instagram account is @DudeWithSign featuring everyday annoyances and protests. These two signs hit close to home with “Don’t send confirmation emails when I unsubscribe” and “Stop replying all to company wide emails”.

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Stubborn Funny Sign

The Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality made a billboard for a public service announcement for men to learn about preventive medical tests.

The sign reads, “This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness.”

Someone came along with some spray paint and cheekily wrote, “No We Won’t.” Hilarious.

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Do Not Touch

We made a huge number 8 for customer out of foam, requiring two pieces be joined together. There is a precarious time when the join needs to set, but we had no room to set it aside.

So, we let it set in the middle of our assembly room with signs reading, Hey W8!! I am fragile. Do not touch me! Do not pet me! Do not hug me! Do not talk to me! Do not think about me! Do not dream about me!

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Funny Vote Sign

Mid-term elections sometimes have a low turn out. This teacher wrote on the board to remind students to vote this election day. The sign reads, Voting: it’s like a Twitter poll, but with real world consequences. Election Day is Tues 11/5. Go Vote!

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No Candy – Rent Due

Times are tight at this house, but they still have Halloween spirit. Their handmade sign reads, No Candy!!:( Rent Due. But Happy Halloween or whatever. 🙂

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Clean Up After Your Pet Sign

This sign gets the award for originality featuring a white dog cleaning up his own waste.  The sign reads, Unless your dog can do this, Please be responsible and clean up after them.

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Graffiti Crime Sign

Some of our favorite funny signs feature billboards with spray painted modifications, and this one takes the top. Instead of Graffiti, It’s a Crime, this sign now says, Graffiti, It’s a FUN Crime.

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Unforeseen Circumstances

This Psychic Fair was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances, which is a little ironic, yeah?

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Boss Day Signs

When you work in a sign shop, it’s easy to send a print job to the vinyl department for a temporary sign. For Boss’s day, someone posted this sign above our Production Manager’s desk reading, Happy Boss’s Day! I wasted all morning making this sign for you.

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Funny Fire Signs

These funny signs hit close to home. We’ve been very busy lately, with an unexpected increase of orders running through our shop at once. As it happens when you get really busy, there have been a few mishaps, and we try to make light of it to keep morale up as there have been a lot of extra hours put in the shop.

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Pumpkin Spice Oil Change Sign

The Northside Garage has been a staple in my neighborhood for years. They’ve hopped on the PSL trend with a funny sign for pumpkin spice oil for your car!

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No High Heels

These travelers commented that they wish they would have known before they hiked the alps in heels! The sign has a a perfect high heel shoe with a No circle around it and the text reads, “High heel shoes prohibited!”

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Go Fly a Kite

When you pack all your beach gear in the car and cruise down to the shore for some good old fashioned fun and you encounter this sign, “Nothing to do? Go fly kite. Actually, cannot, sorry, find something else to do.”

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This Ride Only Stops in an Emergency

We posted this funny sign the week the fair came into town and thought it was perfect for fair season. The sign lets riders know, “This ride only stops in an emergency. Not for crying or frightened children.”

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Why Are You Littering Sign

There’s nothing worse than going out to enjoy nature and finding litter on the ground. This sign points out the honest truth. “Why are you littering? -I am a Jerk. -I don’t care about natural areas. -Mommy still cleans up after me. -All of the Above.”

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The Pull / Push Sign

The door to this business decided to make life easy on their visitors by making their door swing both ways and let people know with a Pullsh sign. Life is too short to have objects like doors give people trust issues and usability problems.

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Western Collective Brewery Letter Sign

Western Collective is a brewery here in Garden City, Idaho not too far from our office in Meridian.

While out one weekend, we noticed what could be one of the best Funny Sign Friday’s yet.

The changeable sign reads, “Now serving hotdogs. It’s not a party until weenies come out”.

We definitely got a good laugh.

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Funny Pool Rules Sign

Owning a pool means you get to make your own rules.

This sign made for Villa Bowers states the following Pool and Hot Tub Rules:

-No Hanky Panky Especially in the Hot Tub

-Nude Tanning only if You’re a 10

-No Diving

-No Complaining or Bad Attitudes

-No Banana Hammocks

-No Peeing

-No Glass

-Guns Shall be Placed in Owner’s Safe

-NO Liberals

RULES DO NOT APPLY TO THE OWNERS

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No Jumping Over the Lavender Sign

First off, whatever he is doing… it looks painful.

Second, how many people actually had to jump over this giant lavender bush before they had to make this sign?

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Dog Park Sign

This dog park has a sign that says, “If your dog poops pick it up please”.

This own was very literal when reading the sign, but we do have to say, he did follow the instructions given.

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Funny Park Sign

This sign in the park reads, “Paper Cut – A tree’s one glorious moment of revenge”.

Oh what a painful moment of revenge it is.

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Funny Colossal Media Danger Signs

When we say we love Colossal Media… we really mean it.

We wrote an article about Colossal Media because we were blown away that a company that prides itself on craftsmanship, and making things with their hands, trusts us at Woodland Manufacturing to make their signs.

It’s a very high honor we hold.

Not only are they super talented, but they also have a killer sense of humor. Take a look at their danger signs they display while working.

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Father’s Day Funny Sign

Local pizza company, Flying Pie Pizzaria likes to change up their sign with clever sayings.

For Father’s Day, it read, “Pssst… Dad wants Flying Pie – not a flippin’ tie!!”

Great marketing right there.

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Funny Bathroom Sign

Not gonna lie, we love funny bathroom signs.

This reads, “Whatever. Just please wash your hands” along with an image of an alien casually hangin’ out.

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Burn Ban Sign

Gotta love the sense of humor behind whoever made this sign.

It’s made to warn those going camping there is a total burn ban. Meaning no campfires.

Then goes on to say, “don’t even fart out there.”

The twelve year old in me thinks this is hilarious.

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Free Corona Sign

I was recently in Whistler, Canada on a trip and found this clever sign at Beacon Pub and Eatery on the patio.

It reads, “FREE CORONA.”

Then in teeny-tiny small print it clarifies and says, “FREE lime with purchase of CORONA.”

Seems like a good deal.

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Sarcastic Sign

This signs looks to be in some type of pub/coffee shop setting.

It also somehow perfectly describes how I feel.

The sign reads, “I can’t be held responsible for what my face does when you talk.”

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Gluten Free Parking Sign

Gluten Free Parking ahead.

I wonder how much that costs.

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Funny Mother’s Day Sign

We celebrated Mother’s Day #FunnySignFriday style with a sign that reads, “Mama is tired of flowers, she wants fajitas.”

That’s my kinda woman!

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May the 4th – Funny Star Wars Signs

If you’re a Star Wars fan, then you know that May the 4th is our official holiday.

We celebrated with a compilation of funny Star Wars signs.

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 Managers Special Sign

I’m all for a Managers Special… but maybe next time, don’t abbreviate assorted?

IDK just a thought.

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Funny Freeway Signs

Massachusetts Department of Transportation decided to make their sign say something that we all are really thinking every day while driving. “Use yah blinkah!”

We couldn’t choose between the two signs, so we also added Utah DOT to this same Funny Sign Friday for their “get your head out of your apps” freeway sign.

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WiFi Sign

The sign reads, “We do not have WiFi… talk to each other, pretend it’s 1995.”

Well said.

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Park Rules

This sign is not for the faint of heart. There’s a lot of text. But if you take the time to read through the sign, it really pays off.

Some of my favorite “park rules” include:
-No loud music (unless it’s Tupac)
-No impromptu group dance-offs
-No motorized vehicles (except ATVs those things are tight)

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Start Chugging Sign

An official looking sign, but then you get to the bottom and say to yourself, challenge accepted.

The sign reads, “Absolutely No Alcohol Beyond This Point – so start chugging.”

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Funny Work Note

This post-it note reads, “Times my co-worker has mentioned she’s vegan today: 5. Times I’ve asked: 0.”

Gotta love a little office humor!

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Funny Beer Sign

The graphic on this funny sign really sets the vibe.

The sign, strategically placed on a beer cooler reads, “You wouldn’t carry a baby with one hand, would you? Why treat your beer any differently? -Brought to you by broken beers everywhere. You break it, you buy it. Please carry responsibly.”

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Toilet Humor

Whitney, one of our Custom Design and Quote Specialists, sent me this photo during a road trip from Idaho to Oregon.

Apparently, someone thought it was necessary to put a no diving sticker on the toilet seat at a gas station in Adrian, Oregon.

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Funny Notice Sign

The sign looks official, but reads “Notice: Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it has been noted and will be reported to the authorities.”

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Valentines Day Funny Sign

We think this restaurant sign is, uh, very colorful?

The sidewalk sign advertises in cheery rainbow colors: “Happy Valentine’s Day! Bring your girlfriend: 20% off, Bring your wife: 45% off, Bring both at the same time: Free! *Terms & Conditions apply”

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Wet Paint Funny Sign

Nick Ferry Builds is an experienced wood builder with a large fan following.

Our finishers in the shop can definitely relate to his note.

His funny wet paint sign reads “WET Don’t Touch! (Really…Please Don’t) I know how when people see don’t touch signs they want to touch – so I have placed some extra that you can touch.”

How considerate he was to leave a dab on the counter for curious folks to dab their finger in.

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Fort Kickass Sign

Our all-around-talented artisan and fabricator, Kayle, created a Fort Kickass Sign for his welding area for a special project we are doing for Sunset Magazine.

He’s quiet, but hilarious.

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 Funny Office Sign About Fonts

As a company that makes letters as a business, we know fonts.

This funny office sign about fonts is one of our favorites. We are all familiar with the passive aggressive sign created in Word and displayed earnestly with a carefully placed piece of tape.

This sign reads in all caps, “Please keep the door closed!!! Thank You!!!” in the unmistakable childish font Comic Sans.

Someone came along and added their own passive aggressive sign reading, “Please don’t use Comic Sans — we are a Fortune 500 Company, not a Lemonade Stand.” in the classic font, Helvetica.

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Funny Stop Sign

I found the work of artist Michael Goldman from Consolidated Studios at the Triton Museum of Art in Santa Clara, CA while visiting family for Christmas.

I had to show my coworkers for Funny Sign Friday.

The urban pictograms Michael created are thought provoking for sure.

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Funny Signs

If you see a funny sign you would like featured, take a photo and post it on social media with the hashtag #funnysignfriday.